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[–] Honse@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Why can't this shit become a social media trend? Imagine countless youths getting together and doing this nationwide. Alas

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I lived in America, My local grocery stores have those push button security gates that block people from stealing food. It's a one sided gate and people coming in has a button to open the gate.

I saw a female with a baby in a cart at the gate, waiting for someone to open it. I'm glad to be the person that let the mom through.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Huh, I thought those were largely a commonwealth thing - like the cart returns where you have to give them a coin before they'll unlock themselves. I've never seen one in the US, though there are a few one-way gates at stores near me (they don't appear to do anything though, just prevent you from going out the wrong door - I think they're just there as traffic management, they're not active)

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

FYI, "stealing food" is an oxymoron. ✊🏼

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 month ago

I got 8kg or so of food today for £0.20, I don't even know how I could steal £3k worth. Loving the food discounts here before Christmas.

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