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[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 week ago

Web scraper sues web scraper, "we were here first, waaah."

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're trying to kidnap what we've rightfully stolen!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

They fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

[–] HailSeitan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Every pirate wants to be an admiral

[–] markz@suppo.fi 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] markz@suppo.fi 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with Googleplex.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

The Googleplex

[–] BigBolillo@mgtowlemmy.org 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I love it when evil cunts fight each other. It means they're not fighting us. For now.