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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] larrythecabalguy@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

>claims to be prolife

>dies anyway

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

> claims to be antivax

> gets shot

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Obviously forgot to take his ~~bullets~~ pills.

[–] itsPina@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

THIS WAS A JOKE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, AND MAY NOT CONSTITUTE MY TRUE FEELINGS.

[–] itsPina@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

He was doing politics right by getting necked

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This comm is supposed to be for bad posts

[–] itsPina@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

But I am bad to da bone baby

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If his bones were bulletproof why didn’t he try wearing them on the outside of his neck? What were they protecting from the inside of his neck, huh? Themselves? Coward ass bones hid behind vascular shields that day. And did they pay? No. Charlie did. His good for nothing bulletproof bones are fine.

Harumph

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago