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And that’s basically it!
QQ more. Don't think that people will forget who you really are.
Good! Get fucked Musk!
eat shit bitch, it will never stop.
#nazi free or find a tree
I missed being on a platform where implying the only good nazi is a dead nazi wasn't a ban worthy offense. I like lemmy.
Awww, is the Nazi tired of being hated? Too fucking bad. Our grandfathers (great grandfathers for the young folks) killed people like him, so he ought to be happy he's upright and able to ruin millions (or more) of people's lives.
Musk is the Mike Lindell of this second season of the (cursed) apprentice....
He won't
Fascists only leave power when they die
Billionaire oligarchs should have been stopped by peaceful means like taxes if they didn't want to be stopped the other way.
We all know Musk is lying. He doesn't plan on leaving. There's too much power.
What's kind of amazing is that so many articles don't point this out in the title or the first sentence. I really wonder why. When you know the person is a liar and they are in a situation like this, with a strong motive to lie, why in heck would you not make that the subject line?
Or, if you want to be polite about it, you could write a headline that says something like "Musk supposedly considering retiring, but actions speak louder than words".
When it comes to Elon and Trump, what I assume is:
Whenever they say they are going to do something bad, it is the truth.
Whenever they say they are going to do something good, it is a lie.
Fuck this baby. Go overdose on ketamine. We will all mourn. Zzzzzzz 😢😣☹️😰
ODing on Ketamine is quite difficult. LD50 for mice i.V. is 77mg/kg. So for an 80kg mouse that would be more than 6 grams of Ketamine given i.V. typically the bioavailability by nasal or oral consumption is lower and Musk most likely has a high tolerance. So we are talking probably 50grams or more of Ketamine for a lethal dosage for Musk.
I am not sure if Musk could actually snort enough Ketamine for a lethal dosage without it just falling back out of his nostrils or if he could swallow one without his stomach turning before it is adsorbed.
Obviously all of these numbers are speculative and taking drugs is harmful, no matter the amount. Also people often die not by ODing on Ketamine, but by killing themselves in accidents as they loose control over their muscles.
All logical assessments aside, he's probably got plenty in ill-gotten gains squirrelled away in Crypto holdings.
Watch him run for office, against Trump.
Too late, shitbird.
So, the russian agent side quest is nearly fool proofed and he’d really prefer the wealthy genius perception return?
The bully doesn't like being bullied, poor baby Mukus 😢
Nobody should listen to this fucking pathetic clown. He's extremely responsible (due to his sponsoring of the GOP) and aligns himself with vicious attacks on regular people from the right because of """DEI""" and the "woke mob". Elon is a pathetic scoundrel who lives and breathes hate through every orifice that he inhibits. His words mean nothing.
Musk: shoots self in ass Musk: WHY R BULLETS SO MEAN
He's going to the back of the motorcade and he doesn't like it. He got used to try to do the dirty work of break put government and I will call my electeds to make sure we fix the damage he did and also hold him and the other tech oligarchs responsible for the rest of my life. Fuck this asswipe.
Good. Do it.
You know what bud, you got the cash to completely disappear and know one will make fun of you anymore.
Well we still will cause you're a Nazi fuck but hey at least you won't get your feelings hurt by actually seeing and hearing about it.
Take your money and fuck off. How can someone be so rich and still be a complete and utter moron.
Don't stop there, leave earth you psychotic parasite.
He's taking the fall because of the lack of popularity gained by Trump.
It's great as we won't see his smug face paraded around the oval office.
However he need to remain vigilant as the department he helped create will not stop sitting all over the bureaucratic hardware of America.
Which is by design as bureaucrats resist change and try to come to the status quo. (I'd never thought I would write about the merits of bureaucracy).
He must be held accountable for that!
Might be easier if he just stopped being an asshole all the time.
