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Not The Onion

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[–] dzajew@piefed.social 1 points 40 minutes ago

Omnomnomnom

[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 22 points 8 hours ago

... almost 15 years ago

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

A literal Onion

[–] Regna@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

As someone pointed out, it was 14 years old. Looks like I don’t know what makes British old men reach nirvana…

Pre-edit: Looks like something AI-generated, I don’t think even that size of onion could bring someone to such bliss.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Proud papa.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago

Yes The Onion!