i’m theory 
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Sup 
spread me open like a book and uh,, look at my words with your eyes?
👀 sure hope you don't mind your spine getting a working, gonna go cover to covers before long

praxis
What? Isn't this normal? Doesn't everyone write friendfiction?
Only when I don't have my tamodachi life game with me, I play god there and push people who I think will work well there
I hope you roll them up in a cardboard tube first
I always crown my cats with the tube of toilet paper after it's done and it annoys them greatly
oh shiiiiit what's good wmill hope you've been well!
Not bad actually, got a bit of a head cold but I'm powering through for my reading today, hbu?
off today so big chillin. gotta get a haircut in a bit but that aint shit. maybe gonna buy a ps5 for myself for xmas idk tho.
My nephews got a ps5 few years back I still don't know what they play on it than marvel rivals tbh
id like to play e33, not sure my computer can run it.
Had to look it up before the phrase french popped into my head
it's time you Pokemon go read some theory