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DES MOINES, IA — Jessica Djukanovic, a conservative wrestling coach, mother of four, and loyal voter for the “Traditional Values and Strict Legislation Party,” is reportedly “shocked and appalled” to discover that the very laws she helped implement are currently treating her life as a secondary concern to a non-viable fetus.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 187 points 10 months ago (3 children)

“I wasn’t allowed to choose me? Where’s the pro-life in that?”

That is literally what they voted for. They actually voted for the mother not to be allowed to have a choice in the matter.

This is what single digit IQ looks like folks.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago

“I wasn’t allowed to choose me? Where’s the pro-life in that?”

Her community, her family, her school, her state, and our shared society failed this woman. That is some bottom tier comprehension and critical thinking that has to cultivated by basically everyone in her life.

[–] Lightsong@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Took me a few tries to get past the fact it wasn't a satire.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago

I wasn’t allowed to choose me?

Look who suddenly understands "Pro-choice"

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 105 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So cool we have headlines censoring died now. Though some random Iowa lady getting the care she voted for isn’t exactly news I suppose

[–] Steve@startrek.website 25 points 10 months ago

Engagement bait

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 95 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What kind of shitty ass news website censors the word died? Shit needs to be blacklisted.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It seems to be basically a blog, run by one person who calls themself an "independent journalist."

The "article" has gems like this:

For years, Djukanovic proudly stood with the Leopard Party, cheering on their platform of “protecting the unborn” and “getting the government out of our lives” (while simultaneously putting the government into everyone’s doctors’ offices). However, the celebratory mood shifted last month when a Leopard walked into her own living room and began sizing up her forehead.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago

That’s some beautiful prose.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 89 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Excellent opportunity to remind everyone of this classic of feminist writing: “The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion” - When the Anti-Choice Choose, by Joyce Arthur.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Loved that one, recommend everyone to read it through at least once.

The lady telling the nurse "you're going to hell for this you know" while she's on the GOD DAMN TABLE getting herself an abortion is absolutely wild. I honestly can't see how any of these people can be reasoned with.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Because they're the 🌟special ones🌟, who are getting an express ticket to heaven no matter how they behave. Being a hypocrite is their core belief.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago (4 children)

In truth that jackass probably had no idea what any of it meant until it applied to her.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

Every conservative voter ever. And to make matters worse, they'd probably say there should be an exception for them but other women in an identical condition should have to risk death.

Critical thinking and empathy are both foreign concepts to them.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is the problem with these people. This won't lead to some epiphany because they still refuse to accept that they actually voted for this.

She didn't actually bother to read any of the flyers and just came up with her own interpretation of what was being promised. Then voted for that imagined reality.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago (8 children)

As a general rule conservatives can't imagine how horrible a situation is until it applies to them. This is why empathy should be taught in school.

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[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Sure she did. ‘Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.’

Her misunderstanding was in not realizing which group she was in. She thought those laws applied to those other people, not her.

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (7 children)

My wife was denied medical care in Texas because she might be pregnant. There was no reason to think she might be, but they still wouldn't perform her mammogram, which was scheduled to follow up on a lump she found.

She ended up taking a pregnancy test in a Whataburger bathroom near the doctor's office. That's the state of medical care in Texas for women.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 20 points 10 months ago (4 children)

How does a mammogram affect a pregnancy anyway?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 23 points 10 months ago

babies are stored in the breasts

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What's the point in even becoming a doctor if they're going to be that pathetic. How would performing a monogram have any bearing on a pregnancy?

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“I wasn’t allowed to choose me? Where’s the pro-life in that?”

That's literally pro-choice, dawg. "Pro-life" is literally pro-birth even for a non-viable fetus at your own expense.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Pro-life isn't pro-birth, it's forced-birth. It's "I will strap you down to a table against your will and watch you die, if I have to, to make sure it happens."

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

She’s getting what she voted for. It’s a Christmas miracle. I’m happy for her

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thoughts and prayers:

  • Thought: I think she is quite stupid.

  • Prayer: May she suffer from her life choices, and then rot in hell.

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are we not allowed to say "died" anymore?

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 22 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I hate the word police, the grammar nazis were better.

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[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Haha. Michele Stills might suddenly be my new favorite editorialist. This was quite an amusing and incisive read.

Don't get me wrong, my heart goes out to these folks (despite their obstinate stupidity) because no one should have to suffer the trauma and anguish they've gone through. But assuming the coverage is accurate, they've 100% supported the abuse all along, and that's pretty fucked up.

EDIT: Also I don't see the supposed censorship people are claiming. The victim here was quoted as saying "I almost died" and it also includes the word "dying" so it seems fine to me. But I load this shit in Firefox Focus with an ad-blocking VPN so YMMV.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

EDIT: Also I don't see the supposed censorship people are claiming.

The headline says "d!ed." With an exclamation point instead of an i.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Trump voter is malicious idiot until own face eaten"

This is not news.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Often still after having their face eaten

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Welcome to Chez Leopard. For your culinary delight, Chef has prepared a filet of MAGA face, reverse seared in a Medoc sauce Bordelaise. Bon Appétit!"

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

What a cunt.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 10 months ago

Womp womp hope ya die

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Conservatives sure love putting those "traditions" ahead of liberty until it fucks them over.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

~~Really~~ Almost makes me wish she had.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago

Leopard just savouring this with a Dom Perignon '64.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 11 points 10 months ago

Can somebody bump the record player? It's skipping again.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 11 points 10 months ago

Really feel like you should be able to edit the title if it does something stupid like censors the word died.

[–] Lemmythings@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry what is D!ed? My english isn't that well...

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Absolutely zero sympathy and both of them can piss in the wind. Stupid fucks.

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