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[–] Zier@fedia.io 30 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

A real man does not need a compound or a palace. And a castle will never make up for that face.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

His face looks like that one piece of chicken at the potluck that everyone rejects.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe that's why he's trying to build a life underground.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 58 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Techno-Utopia means dehumanizing the mass of humanity.

"My compound is worth more than all of your weak, biological ears."

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 36 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Palo Alto has finally started to crack down on this nonsense. It's been a wealthy area for decades, but the behavior of these ultra rich freaks is hard for anyone to tolerate.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 21 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

It is telling that Zuckerberg hasn't sent them all the glasses that record everything.

The message there is clear.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

or ones that probes thier mind, what he wants is the thoughts.

[–] grober_Unfug@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 17 hours ago (10 children)
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

Eleven, my dear Watson.

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 points 9 hours ago

So this is how protesting works? /s

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

Why all the construction? Is he building 11 ballrooms?

[–] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

ballrooms

No balls to be seen there.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 11 hours ago

All the billionaires want their own private Epstein Ballroom.

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[–] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Is he the new Sarah Winchester?

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

She was more sane than he is

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world -5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm so goddamn tired of all these autistic sociopaths

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

Let's not throw in autistics with this cunt. Autism does not excuse such breathtaking evil and neurodivergents in general have enough shit going on without the association.

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