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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Is this before or after they conquer all of Europe?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We'll see how much of Russia still exists in its present form in a decade.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Hopefully none

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Clickbait headline.

If they make some kind of Moon base with China, of course they’re going to put an RTG or something there; that’d make a lot of sense.

Also, even the legacy of the Soviet space program is no joke. There’s a reason Soyuz delivered astronauts around the world (including US ones) to space forever… that being said, China would definitely be the leading partner here.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Hey at least if they screw this one up it (probably) wont irradiate half the planet.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

LOL. Are they going to build it with their robot?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LbrROeymtKw

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