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Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 8 months ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Well, this is how they will develop melee experience.

And then we will all be carring swords again.

At least guns are egalitarian.

Yes, I am ducking.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Uh...

https://youtu.be/vpZf-svlXnQ

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 months ago

Sounds like a plot from Cobra Kai

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Is this some Craigslist shit?

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