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[–] Krem@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Checks post history

My family had a monopoly on baguettes until that tankie Napoleon took it away and stole our 2000 serfs

[–] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Napoleon Bonaparte liberated 40 serfs. that's four tens. and that's terrible.

[–] WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually, you'll find that in 40 is two twenties, not four tens in France.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

what, it's not half-two-fifties-minus-ten? what?

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I have been meaning to see their posts about this.They leaked the DNC's offer to pay to astroturf stuff a while back and has gotten suspicious ammounts of bad press ever since. I am pretty sure the "Maduro is a bad guy" posting is paid for by the dnc

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just a heads up, but I think Madeline prefers they/them pronouns?

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

yea pretty much

i'm so sick of it dude lmao

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm part Ukrainian maybe I should give libs a taste of their own medicine

Hell I'm Ukrainian on the Jewish side of my family too so that's a two for one ukkkraine isntrael

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

it's only 'lived experience' if it validates their opinions, you're a bot or liar otherwise

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hey guys French hexbear here—well I don't live there anymore but it's my one country of citizenship—it's cool if you nuke France I don't mind (unlike Venezuela, France deserves it). france-cool nuke qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Allo? Département basé? based-department

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I saw a comment like this on .ml but of course they were from reddit-logo.world

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I like baguettes so I feel I possess the requisite gravitas when I say France should be turned into ash

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Let her cook