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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/32555638

On topic after topic, President Trump made clear that he would be the arbiter of any limits to his authorities, not international law or treaties.

Its not like the American Revolution and Constitution are total rejections of this view or anything.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Remember when the bootlickers were responding, "We don't have kings in this country, we have a President."? Biggest fucking whoosh of the century so far. I'm convinced they sincerely missed the point, like they were reveling in correcting the semantics. Fucking idiots.

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago

So, child raping is going to make a comeback?

[–] n0respect@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Remember when Trump said the US should have a Purge day?

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 3 points 8 hours ago

The one of a convicted felon, rapist and pedophile.

Thanks, America.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 77 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Soooooooo.......no restraint then? I don't believe people who fuck kids HAVE morality.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 43 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't just fuck kids, he rapes them. Often times brutally by sworn testimony.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 37 points 20 hours ago

If it's kids, it's always rape.

[–] Gsus4@feddit.nl 14 points 20 hours ago

That's the joke. The problem is I have clown phobia. And this orange shitass is fast turning into pennywise...🤡

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago

Unsurprising coming from someone who was quoted saying this on his Venezuela actions:

“MAGA loves it. MAGA loves what I’m doing. MAGA loves everything I do," Trump said. "MAGA is me. MAGA loves everything I do, and I love everything I do, too."

Source

[–] whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

A rapist pedo has no restraint so 🥴

[–] Gsus4@feddit.nl 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

grab'em by the oil/land/resources

when you have 11 carriers, they let you do it

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 5 points 19 hours ago

Also when you have 5400 nuclear warheads and shown to be insane enough to use them, who can say no?

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

Epic confabulation you syphillitic pedophile rapist.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 10 points 18 hours ago
[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I thought that said mortality and I was inclined to agree

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

Let it be soon, and horribly painful.

[–] Gsus4@feddit.nl 5 points 19 hours ago

"Dictators hate this one weird trick"

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

When asked why he needed to possess the territory, he said: “Because that’s what I feel is psychologically needed for success. I think that ownership gives you a thing that you can’t do, whether you’re talking about a lease or a treaty. Ownership gives you things and elements that you can’t get from just signing a document.”

Why does that sound actually coherent?

"If it weren’t for me, Russia would have all of Ukraine right now.”

NYT Followed that quote up directly with a photo of a Ukranian soldier in action. gg

[–] Gsus4@feddit.nl 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

gangster realtor sees countries as a realtor extortionist, obsessed with owning land as fascists always are.