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[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I know some guys from work who are married to Filipina and other Asians like Thai , Chinese etc. One day we were talking and few of them describing sex positions and I was shocked when they started talking about how they have sex with their wives. For them its not a marriage, its just some fetish, thry first thing they do is take these asian women to clinic so they cant get pregnant. I still remember one saying that asians love white guys and we want to fuck them raw so everyone wins.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

If you're not into pounds, I can offer body weights in stone?

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He had to pay that girl to marry him

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That motherfucker.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

He really doesn't look much over 220, I need to see three bills before I consider a man "tremendous" tbh.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Throw him in prison for life, and deport his wife and any anchor babies they have. He should be expected to be an example, and live by the same policies that he enforces with lethal force.

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