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[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

You would never find a nicer, kinder person,' the father added about his son

Many people said the same thing about Ted Bundy.

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Oh my, how surprising, a Nazi who fetishized an Asian woman. I wonder if this is a common thing, perhaps even predictable.

[–] rarsamx@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

All he had to do was move aside.

The woman wasn't a threat to him. He was a threat to her and her death proves it. She moved the car after he pulled his gun.

Ignoring unlawful commands is not a crime but she was shot for that.

He literally did the same thing in Chicago last year. Claimed he got "dragged" by the car and that's why he shot. Video shows him running after the car so he can reach in and shoot him.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He didn't have to move aside. She drove around him. Her last action in life was making sure not to hurt the man who was going to kill her.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Exactly, he was holding a phone and a gun and she didn’t even knock him off balance while he called her a “fucking bitch” as he murdered her.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Murder and slavery are common practices in the US.

Not legal for eveyone, but cops can murder people without worry, just like ethnic minorities have to live in fear of being kidnapped/murdered on the street/enslaved.

Oh god I fucking wish I had a phone to call back in time to some debates like 15 years ago when people were saying to me that I worry too much or that I must hate the US because of I criticise it so.

Then five years later Trump becomes president even though he lost the vote and it's been a downward spiral ever since

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He probably beats his wife.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago

Forget the sovereignity argument.

These...serial killers. They don't belong on our world

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe that one day these ice goons will be hunted down and face justice, like the nazis did. So it is important that they get documented for the future.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] Boiglenoight@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is who, with Stephen Miller involved, we feared works for ICE. He has a friendly face in these pictures, but his regard for human life is rock bottom.

I would not be surprised if he tells people he’s not a white supremacist, using his wife as evidence. That would not make him an opponent of race superiority, but a hypocrite. Which tracks with people who live a life with shitty values, trying to reconcile thoughts and beliefs that ultimately don’t stand up to reality.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

“I can’t be racist! Both of my wife’s eyes are black!”

[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He doesn't necessarily need to be a white supremacist to be a piece of shit jack-booted thug who gets his rocks off by committing violence against defenseless people.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago

His father can eat shit for defending a murderer.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

You would never find a nicer, kinder person...

Hey have you heard of this woman called Renee Good?

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Name and shame! Root. Them. Out.

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jonathan Ross is a shitty human being and a murderer.

His dad is a piece of shit clearly who raised a piece of shit person

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 193 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (19 children)

He is a murderer.

He is a murderer.

He is a murderer.

He murdered a woman in cold blood. Nothing else about his life matters. He murdered someone in front of their spouse. He murdered a child’s mother. We all watched it happen. Give him the chair with Noem and Trump alongside him.

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[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 294 points 2 days ago (19 children)

'You would never find a nicer, kinder person,' the father added about his son. 'He's a committed, conservative Christian, a tremendous father, a tremendous husband. I couldn't be more proud of him.'

"Nice" and "kind" seem mutually exclusive with "committed, conservative Christian"

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 132 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." But I say to you, if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to her and shoot her in the face three times.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 248 points 2 days ago (24 children)

He's a committed, conservative Christian, a tremendous father, a tremendous husband.

He's also a murderer. These things are not mutually exclusive. Being a good dad doesn't excuse putting a bullet in the head of a good mom.

[–] GoblinGreg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Oh, he's a Christian. That explains everything, really.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (8 children)

has an immigrant wife

bet she’s Asian

married to a woman with Filipino parents

Ding ding. What a surprise.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Cool. He's also a treasonous murderer.

Jonathan Ross.

Google "Jonathan Ross Iraq photo" to find full face pictures.

Two time (that we know of) murderer. Don't forget the man he shot and killed in Chicago last year in very very similar circumstances that he also lied about.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

May his neck become a fountain

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 132 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"He will not be charged with anything ... {then some bullshit justification} ... I couldn't be more proud of him."
So his dad couldn't be more proud of his son shooting an unarmed mother who had just dropped off her 6 year old daughter at school.
I wonder if the scum bag murderer's wife is also proud of him? I wonder if she has any morals and decency about her at all?

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[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Jonathan Ross should never have been put back on duty after his first incident. He fought in Iraq as he served for the Indiana National Guard and had a long, high stress, career for Border Patrol. He should have been recognized as needing PTSD therapy and a career change after his June incident. He didn’t have to be a murderer, he was set up to be one by his superiors at ICE.

Not to absolve him of personal responsibility because he is a murderer. But I have to think it was known that he could do this and he was pushed to do it

[–] Liberal_Ghost@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago

You're missing the point. THEY want people like him to kill people like her. Its how they are going to get thr civil war they so desperately want

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