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ICE shooter has an IMMIGRANT wife... as father comes to his defense (www.dailymail.co.uk)

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Sorry for the trash rag.

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 132 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." But I say to you, if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to her and shoot her in the face three times.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

As a conservative Christian, I can tell you that white Jesus hates immigrants and loves justice. 🔫🔫🔫✝️✝️✝️