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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 132 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"He will not be charged with anything ... {then some bullshit justification} ... I couldn't be more proud of him."
So his dad couldn't be more proud of his son shooting an unarmed mother who had just dropped off her 6 year old daughter at school.
I wonder if the scum bag murderer's wife is also proud of him? I wonder if she has any morals and decency about her at all?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but he doesn't know her so it's fine

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Well, we know where the son got his sense of morality. I'll bet he regales the family at Thanksgiving dinner with hilarious stories about how he abuses people with accents, stupid clothes, and weird food.