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ICE shooter has an IMMIGRANT wife... as father comes to his defense (www.dailymail.co.uk)

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Sorry for the trash rag.

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[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Never ask a white supremacist what race his girlfriend is

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Also quite young looking. Bet he married her on her 18th birthday.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

Why wait until she's 18? It's not like she's human, she's not much more than a mail-order sex doll. PedoCons have the mental abilities to understand nuances about sexual age limits that Libturds can't fathom.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Filipino women tend to just look young, which that and them coming from a poorer nation is likely exactly why they’re so popular among loser white men.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Always ask. Likely Asian.