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ICE shooter has an IMMIGRANT wife... as father comes to his defense (www.dailymail.co.uk)

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Sorry for the trash rag.

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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

He’s a committed, conservative Christian, a tremendous father, a tremendous husband.

and now he's also a murderer

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Remember when Jesus told his disciples to murder people in front of their families if they try to walk away?

Neither do I. I do remember him demanding that you provide anything that others need and turning the other cheek. Jonathan Ross is nothing more than a cold blooded sociopathic murderer and terrorist. If hell existed, he would burn there for eternity.