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ICE shooter has an IMMIGRANT wife... as father comes to his defense (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted 2 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Sorry for the trash rag.

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

He really doesn't look much over 220, I need to see three bills before I consider a man "tremendous" tbh.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are you weight shaming? I’m confused.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Throw him in prison for life, and deport his wife and any anchor babies they have. He should be expected to be an example, and live by the same policies that he enforces with lethal force.

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