Mitochondria? No sir, it's ourtochondria
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
No es microondas. Es nuestrocroondas.
This is funny but I get migraines and I dont like em one bit

Thats your brain calling you a lib.
No but for real im sorry to hear that, that shit sucks.
Well, I wish y’all would stop, because I have a headache and now I know whose fault it is.
whose fault
our fault comrade
Stop sassing me while we’re giving us a headache 
im sorry i tried to argue in good faith with a lib it didn't go well
At least it was for a good cause 
Having a migraine I almost posted "yes we fucking do ."
Then the humor made it through the migraine.
Our grains 
motherfu-