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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 32 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I'll be goddamned if every cocksucker hoppin out a pickup covered in shit opinions doesn't have that terrible beard. Absolutely shocked to see the uniform on this muppet

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Can we not make beards a right wing thing? I love my beard.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

it’s just A beard, not “that beard”.
it’s just what happens to some men’s faces when they don’t shave and has nothing to do with political beliefs….

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 6 hours ago

It's a finely manicured beard that they've painstakingly kept trimmed to be the perfect size, shape and density, gotta look perfect when you're committing domestic terrorism.

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah that's not true though. What happens when you don't maintain a beard is this:

There's a very specific styling that you see lot with right wingers. Something that's closer to this

Or this slightly less groomed variant

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

it’s the really short or shaved hair with a super long beard that makes it weird…

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

That as well, but saying it's just unkept beard is certainly not true.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not a fashion guru. Is the classic Socrates beard still allowed?

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Bit unkept on the sideburns.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is I need to go full diogenes and get a barrel?

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 8 hours ago

this is the way

[–] StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's not a fedora it's a trilby.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

still basing your personality off hating a specific hat that hasn’t been popular for 20 years?

[–] StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 8 hours ago

trolls always like to imagine themselves like that….
but no, i don’t care what kind of hat you’re basing your personality off of.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago