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[–] morriscox@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe the airlines will subsidize weight loss drugs...

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Airlines

Subsidize

Funny. Airlines are famously known for sucking money out from governments for their own good while hiding profits

EDIT: You know what, I don't even know why I said this, this could be indeed something they subsidize for their own good

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 week ago

This is going to be the weirdest perk for getting gold status on an airline's frequent flyer program.

[–] ObscureOtter@piefed.ca 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 week ago

That's exactly why so many companies push employee assistance programs for mental health crisis and weight loss. They don't care if you actually get better, so long as it make you more profitable to them.

[–] msage@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

But it always does.

If we actually cared about profit, we would have 3 day work weeks, plenty of vacation days, free child care, free housing and basic food staples.

And the profits would break the sky.

But it's more about control and making poors miserable than about absolute profits.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If the medications result in a society that is 10% slimmer, total passenger weight across flights would fall by about 2%.

That reduction would translate into roughly 1.5% fuel savings for airlines and a projected 4% increase in earnings per share, according to the analysis.

[–] florge@feddit.uk 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's quite sad that the conclusion is more profit for shareholders.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why do you hate capitalism?!? (/s)

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Proportionately lower the bag fees as a thank-you and we’ll talk.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (8 children)

On one hand, I'm happy these GLP-1s work. On the other, I'd rather the US figure out diet and exercise instead injecting themselves with Gilla Monster venom and rolling the dice on long-term complications.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Pharmaceuticals are life saving for people in various conditions whether thyroid issues, achieving a body that can exercise in the first place, or fast interdiction for diseases associated with excess body fat. But yeah i agree with your point if someone's problem is their own choice in diet and exercise.

When you go off GLP-1s you generally gain all that weight back. So when they're discussed in the context of saving airlines on fuel costs it's not that far a leap from cynicism about pharmaceutical companies being pretty excited about rising popularity in a take-forever-drug.

Capitalism is so gross...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

No one knows the Long term complications of glp1 inhibitors.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Obesity has long term complications, too. And we know them to be bad.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Agreed, but as someone whose weight has fluctuated a lot in life, I know exactly what is causing it when I've gotten overweight. Typically, I'm not moving my body enough, and probably eating too much / not eating well. If I address it, the problem gets solved. It's really that simple. I get that not everyone is in my situation where they can do that, but it's the solution for probably 90% of obesity cases. Really all you have to do is eat less carbs/ fried food and eat more fiber and protein. Exercise in any way you can. Start slow with walking and light cardio and work your way into resistance training and more intense cardio. The issue with that solution is it's hard, and a lot of people just aren't motivated enough to put in the work to achieve that goal. I'm happy that these drugs exist, but I just wish that nutrition was something we focused more on in school, and people were more knowledgeable about their bodies.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The thing is just about every single diet drug to date has had much worse complications. Like destroying hearts, blood vessels, anal leakage. Losing weight the old school way is the best way of it's possible.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

The side effects they're finding are that it unexpectedly prevents Alzheimer's symptoms and other neurodegenerative issues, influences the brain to want to drink less alcohol and smoke/vape/chew less nicotine, and helps with chronic pain.

The point, though, is that it makes metabolic changes by having people eat less. Pointing out problems with drugs that increase resting metabolic rate (so that they burn more calories without exercising) or decrease absorption of macronutrients in digestion (so that they take in fewer calories from the same food) doesn't really inform how we look at these behavior-altering and desire-altering drugs. They're losing weight by eating less, not by interrupting the relationship between eating and net caloric intake.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No they won't. Airlines will reduce seating space so they can cram even more cattle into the tube. That's "business" 101.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That would save them even more fuel costs.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

10 20lb chunks is 200lbs. 20 10lb chunks is 200 lbs. ???

[–] Jimb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True, fuel cost would be the same per flight, but maybe Corkyskog is getting at the airline still coming out ahead with more seats since they would sell more tickets.

Overall that would mean less flights needed to move the same number of people so it arguably does reduce fuel cost in a sense.

(This assumes that people physically take up less space as they lose weight, which, I guess for dimensions like legroom, maybe isn’t the case)

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

The devil is always in the details. Good analysis.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago
  1. here, take these ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ kg, g, m, cm
  2. two tickets
[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Well, that would reduce the emissions emmited per person though!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Imagine the fuel cost savings if politicians would arrive in the 21. century and use more video call.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Imagine the airline fuel savings after gangrenous amputations.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Capitalism is going to help bring down the average American weight? 😭

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Shrinkflation or processed junk food who is going to win? 3rd player make an entrance

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cynicism about the airline industry aside, I'd like to see how much CO2 this could prevent. Probably simple to calculate if you know how much jet fuel costs and how much CO2 it produces.

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not just jet fuel, but also savings in food production, which is a major producer of co2

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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It won't reduce jet fuel. It just means commercial planes can carry more cargo.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Excellent point! But then wouldn't that mean fewer cargo planes? So still less fuel overall even if not on a per-plane basis.

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[–] huppakee@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw this in the Dutch news two days ago and almost started looking for an English-language article to post here - but i figured someone else will do it sooner than later lol. But great news though, also for the climate ;).

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Great news for the climate when not only fuel required drops, but also food intake

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would be cool if there would be a study on this, what amount of emission is saved by handing out ozempic and the likes and whether that is a good way of spending money aside from the health benefits.

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[–] BarticusR@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Why don't airlines charge for the combined weight of the passenger plus their luggage?

[–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Because that's a terrible idea lmao

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

I am so all for affordable safe weight-loss drugs though.

[–] Mouarfff@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Capitalism cost a lot 🤷‍♀️

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