Technology

Good.

Is it a "you're holding it wrong" moment? Or a "no, it's the consumers who are wrong" moment?

"Please pay us money and we will trickle down more of those 2000-era wages to you dirty lazy masses."

Cry more. Half the problem is Copilot is anecdotally worse than just running a model locally myself. It easily ranks at or near the bottom for everything IME.

The other half is Microsoft shoving it everywhere including fucking Notepad.

Don't threaten me with a good time

Nadella, stop trying to make 'AI' happen, it's NOT going to happen!

If people don't keeping buying our fake perpetual motion machine we aren't going to make back the money we invested in building it!

I can only hope that THIS time, with the sheer amount of information available, that future historians will convince society that it's better to run society based on evidence and progress and humanity.

We have the old boys club running our companies, grifting and building a giant economic bubble to make a quick buck they have no use for, and casually destroying some of the most valuable brands out there.

They are running many of our governments too, and that's not working great.

Nobody wants your shitty, unethical and environmentally disastrous product. Go back to the design room and make good things people want and stop trying to force AI down our throats.

"The only way to save this shrinking ice floe is for more people to jump on"

Bend backwards and ponder your shiny orb of a head, Nadella. That's the whole point.

🤞

Don't get too excited folks, Nadella's never been right about anything before...

"The torment nexus could falter without more public support for tormenting people"

oooh, promise?

How would this be bad for me?

Oh, that would be a shame. Not like I was already planning on buying a new computer this year and the idea of over-paying due to RAM shortages and other bs has made me mad at them. After already being mad at them for a lot of reasons that were more abstract in how they harmed me. Fuck 'em.

Hey, you know that Microsoft guy in a high position who pissed off devs on Twitter by saying their code would be replaced by AI and then a lot of the internet called him on his shit? Maybe I can work for him (because I'm certainly not talented enough to get hired directly under ass-face here).

Oooh so he does know what's going on. You know what you call a boom without adoption? A bubble!

Take all those billions and go unfuck Teams. Thank you.

-- millions of office workers

Please, please buy into our grift.

signed microslop

or isit macroslop?

"We're not seeing the numbers we want, so we're putting copilot in everything to expand our active user base. Hell, rename everything copilot!"

the horror! why dont the people think of the shareholder dividends! The rich people yacht money!

We could just stop all the investments in it

Lmfao Nadella why are you tempting us with a good time

Too late. I ditched Mircoslop for good.

It will falter, because in present state it's a complete scam

Don't tease us, Satya.

good.

Maybe try innovating to survive.

Better yet, ask your precious copilot for some innovative solutions lol.

Good, best time to curb its use.

Yes, because Microsoft's revenue growth is in fact the most important thing the folks at Davos had to think about...