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"Its the customer's that are wrong" is essentially what he is saying. Anyone with any marketing ability should know how insane that sounds. Build something that people want to use to drive growth. This is pretty much an admission that LLMs are a solution in search of a problem.
Good.
Oh no.........anyway
Don't get too excited folks, Nadella's never been right about anything before...
Don't threaten us with a good time
"Please pay us money and we will trickle down more of those 2000-era wages to you dirty lazy masses."
oooh, promise?
“Just one more AI, bro. Please. I swear. Just one more this time.”
Please, please buy into our grift.
signed microslop
or isit macroslop?
Nadella, stop trying to make 'AI' happen, it's NOT going to happen!
"We're not seeing the numbers we want, so we're putting copilot in everything to expand our active user base. Hell, rename everything copilot!"
Look at his ugly face.
Microsoft will continue to falter if they don’t fire Nadella.
First rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.
Second rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.
1st rule
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Thing could slow down if it loses velocity. Film at 11.
So you're saying that in order to win we must do nothing? Alright I'm pretty good at that.
Tell me more, Slop Boy.
It will falter, because in present state it's a complete scam
Oh dear, what a shame, never mind
Yes, because Microsoft's revenue growth is in fact the most important thing the folks at Davos had to think about...
"The torment nexus could falter without more public support for tormenting people"
Inshallah.
Let's hope it fails soon.
SELL SELL SELL!
Take all those billions and go unfuck Teams. Thank you.
-- millions of office workers
Nobody wants your shitty, unethical and environmentally disastrous product. Go back to the design room and make good things people want and stop trying to force AI down our throats.
Oooh so he does know what's going on. You know what you call a boom without adoption? A bubble!
So we just have to keep doing what we’re already doing?