I don't understand why they would go in the first place. They are homeland security. That's not our home land wtf
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I was wondering what role they would be in as well.
Well obviously they will be checking for illegal immigrants that might be hiding in Italy
My boy Antonio really just went with the first comparison that jumped to mind.
Really? Explain how this isn't that exact situation.
Wouldn’t it be the brown shirts?
Yeah. Sturmabteilung (SA) aka brownshirts is technically the more accurate comparison.
Mussolini II
It is like the SS are coming.
I’ve taken to calling them ICEatzgruppen.
It's like the sa are coming. The ss were a military company, the sa were political police.
And einsatzgruppen were the extermination specialists of the SS. Considering the summary executions they’ve started to get enthusiastic about… well, you connect the dots/
You think that gaggle of uppity morons are execution specialists and not a mob of political police?
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“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!” - Monty Python
In protest I won't even watch it.
This sucks though because the athletes have trained years for this, and then trump happened.
suck, shit happens. sorry if thats cold but it happens to all us from time to time.
There's always pirate stream sites. Plenty of them will be showing the games.
Well, not yet. Maybe, not exactly. Early stage Gestapo perhaps?
The Sturmabteilung (SA), also known as the brownshirts are more apt. ICE is far too bumbling, incompetent and obvious to be the Geheime Staatspolizei, or secret state police.
Yeah, FBI and or CIA would be (are?) the US's Gestapo. I mean, they already have torture facilities to get false confessions.
Fair enough.
No, it's the SA or GeStaPo.
Ask ICE goons their opinions on Jews and other minorities, you'll change your tone. Italians are classic criminal aliens in the US.
It may not be green shirts with guns who will go door to door but they still should not be allowed.
(No seriously it’s going to be desk kicked that read documents.)