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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
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this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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I could get used to this
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I don't get it. If you are a billionaire, you'd have women (or men, whatever you like) throwing themselves at your junk. Why take the risk? You won at life, just enjoy banging everything that moves my dude. You could have a micro penis and still have people begging to do ungodly perverted things to it if you have that kind of money. Never satisfied I guess.
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And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say, his small heart grew three sizes that day.
Also, why does this article mention 2019?
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Thats pretty much like crowley loosing his soul for a larger penis in supernatural. Reality rhymes with fiction?
Come on, Elon, time for a little trim-trim on the old botched penis job, no?
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