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We should offer these two doctors' services for free penis enlargements to all billionaires.
Rather than free, you should offer the most exclusive and expensive dong surgeries on earth.
You're both half right. You offer the most exclusive expensive penis enlargement surgury for free just for them, BECAUSE they're a billionaire.
Nothing rich assholes love more than getting expensive shit for free because of their privledge.
*burial cost not included
I feel like... People only become billionaires because they have other problems they think they can only solve with money.
oh!
so is that how we'll be rid of billionaires?
I will play a violin that matches the size of his package to commemorate him.
Now there's a fucking Darwin Award
So pathetic they tried to pin this on the surgeon too.
The lead surgeon, identified only as “Guy H.”, was initially investigated on suspicion of manslaughter. However, prosecutors later downgraded the charges to failure to assist a person in danger, drug-related offences, and practising medicine without a licence.
Investigators determined that the injection itself was not responsible for Laniado’s death.
A judicial source told Le Parisien that the procedure was “quickly ruled out” as the cause.
Also dude was on meds that affected the heart.
He died while the procedure was being performed at a private clinic in March 2019
I wondered why he wasn’t answering my calls! Why are we only just finding out about this now?
Well, I thought I was going to get a call after the old snip snip cuz we talked about that
Belgian-Israeli businessman Ehud Arye Laniado, founder of Omega Diamonds, suffered a fatal heart attack while undergoing injections intended to enlarge his penis.
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However, prosecutors later downgraded the charges to failure to assist a person in danger, drug-related offences, and practising medicine without a licence.
Call me paranoid, but I'd like anyone giving me penis injections to be licensed to practice medicine.
You sound like the brainwashed masses. He, a billionaire, was much more qualified to determine if someone is fit to practice medicine than some institutional board. Obviously, otherwise he wouldn’t have been a billionaire.
Or the Oceangate ethos: They're are too many unnecessary rules in medicine! Controlled experiments to test new drugs are just slowing down innovation!
Good start.
More money than fucking brains... or dick.
Musk had the same thing, but his came out all butchered.
Hahahahaha
And nothing of value was lost.
Kind of weird that the surgeons are implicated to have caused it in the headline, when he died of a heart problem unrelated to the cosmetic surgery.
You'd think the drugs and medications he was taking would be more at fault in that case.
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Exactly. Most people have hands. Most people have tongues. You can do so much with them. I would argue you can do so much more then you can with the biggest penis ever.
A proper Darwin Award winner, here!
