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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

submitted 7 months ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Penis enlargement for ALL billionaires!

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say, his small heart grew three sizes that day.

Also, why does this article mention 2019?

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 7 months ago

That's when it happened.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say, his small heart grew three sizes that day.

He did die of cardiac hypertrophy/his heart growing too big, funnily enough.

[–] 5PACEBAR@piefed.ca 8 points 7 months ago

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 7 months ago

Hahahahaha

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago

o7 surgeons and o7 dipshit who kept taking sketchy pills before surgery

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 7 months ago

Just keep trying penis surgeons. You'll get it right one of these days.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now these guys deserve a nobel prize.

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

In heaven/hell:

Anonymous: Hey, you're a new one. How did you die?

Ehud: Well... That's a short story that supposed to become longer, but it hasn't.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lol, won't be missed

[–] Bakedtaint@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

We've all been there

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