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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

submitted 1 day ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Now if only Elon's penis implant became gangrenous...

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 points 23 hours ago

The rest of him was already gangrenous, it's only the crotch area that's holding out now.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

it probably did, since it got permanently damaged.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 5 points 22 hours ago (8 children)

Did elon get a penis implamt for real? Because if we have any evidence of that I would love to spread it around.

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[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Comrade Penis Enlargement Surgeon, the surgery was a great success! You are now heroes of socialism like Comrade Whale, Comrade Bee, and Comrade crushing pressure of deep ocean.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Comrade Whale, Comrade Bee

Who are these two?

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[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

A proper Darwin Award winner, here!

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 48 points 1 day ago

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 8 points 22 hours ago

Thats pretty much like crowley loosing his soul for a larger penis in supernatural. Reality rhymes with fiction?

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 16 hours ago

They should fail upwards, just like Elon and Ehud.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Absolutely zero sympathy. Another asswipe will fill the gap for the next shipment of blood diamonds.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

The penis was purported to be so epic its legend stretched 7 years into the future, from a Parisian clinic to an Indian online news site.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Something something karma something...

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

lol get fucked.

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I never would have pegged cosmetic surgeons as being the morally responsible type.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago

Lol

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Now he will be remembered as a tiny dick Billionaire. He died while his manhood being ridiculed.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

Excuse me, I have to cancel a certain appointment.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

I could get used to this

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