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And that’s basically it!
Now he will be remembered as a tiny dick Billionaire. He died while his manhood being ridiculed.
What manhood? Oh, THAT!?
I could get used to this
How big was it then ? (Asking for a friend)
These are the implants. He was trying to more-than-double his size, which is just greedy.
Excuse me, I have to cancel a certain appointment.
Penis enlargement for ALL billionaires!
Come on, Elon, time for a little trim-trim on the old botched penis job, no?
its called snippity doo-da.
If you want a Mr Studd implant and you're a billionaire, don't be a cheap ass and hyer someone with a good reputation and license for peepee mods. Karma's a bitch...
But it was only the assistant surgeon who was unlicensed!
My point stand, when you're someone with common sense, you don't go to a fishy clinic with unlicensed people working there. It's recipe for disaster.
Now these guys deserve a nobel prize.
Someone get Maria Machado on the line.
And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say, his small heart grew three sizes that day.
Also, why does this article mention 2019?
That's when it happened.
And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say, his small heart grew three sizes that day.
He did die of cardiac hypertrophy/his heart growing too big, funnily enough.
Better way to go than most
