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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
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this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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I will play a violin that matches the size of his package to commemorate him.
Unless you have smaller hands than Trump, your fingers are too big for that violin.
The Hindustan Times never disappoints!
A good start.
And this not satire, right?
A proper Darwin Award winner, here!
good
They should fail upwards, just like Elon and Ehud.