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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Understood, sleeper cell activated o7

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Well done agent nineteen, two, twenty two, thirty one

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

forty six, two

angel-biblical tool mentioned

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh god, that was not my intention

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Black and white are all I see

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Omg it's beautiful the perfect number

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think there's an infinite number of em

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Huh? You sure? Count em out for me i wanna see em all

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sixty-nine, four-hundred twenty, six, seven

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Omg could you imagine? Ahahahah

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Sixsevonovagun

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Um six seven

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

boots boots boots

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brep broop fiver river eight three twozie

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Roger roger you are cleared for poop launch

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

grain grain grain heap grain grain grain grain grain grain grain grain heap

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Do you ever go and heapmog all the beta graincels

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

the meaning of life fourty two

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Four and twooty blackbirds baked in a pie