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What the fuck is a market

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

"what do you think of market socialism?"

"Like what they're doing in China?"

"No, it's more like Vietnam"

"I have no clue what is going on in Vietnam. I'll have to read up on that"

Nobody has ever read up on anything in their lives. The conversation is essentially over and is the most you could ask for

[–] axont@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

What we need is a healthy balance and there's no better example than the greatest country of America. We have capitalism, like my dad's balloon factory. And we have socialism, like the Pentagon.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is what my mom unironically believe and support PRC because it has reached the ideal balance.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

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[–] shath@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what we need is a big bucket of beans to feast upon. i understand beans

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How to describe a bean? Imagine a hamburger

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Bean beanbeanbean

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

libertarian-approaching

Capitalism is when markets! I am very smart! very-smart

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So we’re gonna switch our political economy to be like China’s?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No, that's communism!

At this point i dont care about ideology anymore i just dont wanna get shot for being fruity and i dont wanna pay ten morbillion dollars for my medications