Mad about grown women twerking. But ignoring pedophiles
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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Yeah, but how white are those twerking women compared to the pedophiles, huh?
Well, at least one pedophile is orange
They are mad that weren't 7 year olds twerking
Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.), [asked officials] to look into the performance, which he called "pure smut" that he claimed was "illegal to be displayed on public airways."
Ogles? Are we being pranked?
He’s requesting Energy and Commerce Committee launch a formal congressional inquiry. While some other tool:
Mark Alford (R-Mo.) said Tuesday that he and his Republican colleagues in the House of Representatives have already embarked on an investigation into the event.
Got tired of investigating the fucking child rape? Fuck republicans.
Alford said. "The lyrics from what we've seen from Bad Bunny are very disturbing. And if it holds true — I don't speak fluent Spanish, okay, I know how to ask where the bathroom is
These dumb mother fuckers…. So he can’t understand the lyrics and is what? Outraged? What a piece of shit.
I'm sure investigating a concert instead of the Epstein files will be really popular with their base.
They're investigating a brown person for having moee fun than they've ever experienced in their life. They'll eat this up.
You don't understand. They are investigating this because of the children!
They probably think children watching this are going to become sluts too soon and so they won't be innocent and pure anymore for when they try to rape them!
Sigh I wish I were joking...
Can you imagine being dumb enough to vote for these guys? Their voter base should be embarrassed.
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What a fucking waste of time and money
Republicans? Yeah. Their voter base, too.
Good! We're FINALLY Getting to the Bottom of ~~Rich Pedophiles RAPING AND TORTURING LITTLE GIRLS!~~ people DANCING!
Some of those lawmakers are probably old enough to have protested Elvis hip thrusting back when he started out.
There's a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies
There’s a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies
I prefer to call them "pedophiles and criminals" but I guess older terms also work.
House Republicans a week after the SuperBowl and stupid sexy bunny...
Didn't they have a safe space halftime show? What are they complaining about?
It... didn't go as well as they thought...
Which s funny, they said the counter-concert would be so big that nobody would watch El Super Tazon, yet looks to me that every single republican knows what happened in that show...
I know drunk drag queens who can lipsync better than 'kid rock'. Maybe get your track synced before you show up in your backyard clothes.
Let me just check my understanding... Pelvic thrusts are fine when they are done in to an underage girl, but not in to a tv camera at the Superbowl? That's what they're saying with this investigation?
No. They are fine if done to underage girls. They are wrong if done by non-white people.
But it's the PELVIC THRUST, that really drives them INSA-AY-AY-ANE!
Let's do the time warp ag-ai-ai-ai-ain!
What's to investigate? It was shown on TV!
They need to investigate if there is any laws from 1842 that they can use to selectively punish brown people that angered them for the audacity of existing in front of their eyes during their precious football game and being flipping the bird to Trump and his ilk in doing so. They need to investigate if there is an incredibly narrow line they can draw after the fact to punish "vulgarity" that does not allow their opponents to easily throw that back in their faces for their absolute blatant hypocrisy. I imagine that will take considerable investigation for this particular brand of stupid bullshit to complain about.
I guess they've got spare time now that everyone in the Epstein-Trump files have been brought to justice for the child rape and Dow is over 50,000.
Ist this the same kind of shit the government pulled in the 1950's with Elvis' early performances? These evil people really do want to bring back the 1950's.
This kind of stupid: http://www.elvis-history-blog.com/elvis-sex.html
Tax dollars hard at work.
Setting money on fire would be better than paying Republicans to do this stupid shit.
There it is. The h-bomb of all Epstein files distractions. Sexy Puerto Ricans, dancing joyfully to reggaeton.
Let's do the time warp agaaaaaiiinnnn!
What a bunch of nerds.
Elvis Presley is laughing from his grave. All hail Elvis The Pelvis!
Bad Bunny just sitting over there, thinking «Ahora soy como Elvis»....
Government abducts people out of their homes
OMG I SAW SOMEBODY TWERKING, XALL THE MORAL ABD ETHICS POLICE!
It's Elvis the Pelvis panic all over again. Man the religious right is sure obsessed with crotches. I guess a few white conservative housewives got all tingly and squirmy and we can't have that!
Lovely.
Release the Epstein files, you pedophile protectors.
Today in "This isn't the Epstein Files!"
Probably offended that there weren't any underage girls or boys being "twerked, ground or thrusted" into.
God... They're a bunch of petty pussies.
Is there a list of reps supporting this? I wanna make sure mine is on it before I harass him this week.
Selective outage at its finest.
Most expected, least satirical title.
"House Republicans a bunch of jealous cucks"
These are a lot of the same asshats that said the ACA wasn't consequential enough to debate
Once again republicans are trying to make their weird hangups everybody else's problem instead of simply talking to a therapist.
This story is mostly clickbait
A few Republican politicians are mad because he sang in Spanish. That's about it and I doubt anything will happen because of it.
Snowflakes
Why I am thinking of a plot for a porn flick?
I have to admit, I'm going to experience a little Schadenfreude, when Bubba gets his "Christian Nation" then realizes our entertainment has gone back to the 1950s. No more boobage, no more ass shaking.
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