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This way we could solve the problem with teachers not earning enough money.

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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Just replace the teacher with a foreman and teach the children some actually useful skills like sewing sneakers.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

The children yearn for factory work

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

We can introduce slogans and jingles for it as well. Run an ad campaign .Dont forget to tip your teacher

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

What did you think the apples were for?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

that would be bribery. they should be able to lobby teachers however.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Teachers can have a lil bribery

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

This would have worked for us back in middle school where we bought candy off each other for money, then forward the cash to the teacher.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago

Trickle down economy if it actually worked