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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Look! Another FLOC of door knobs! No, definetly not a pigeon! That's a door knob!

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 2 points 3 weeks ago

you should crosspost this to some fuckai comms

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

skynet has begun

I was fully expecting that to happen already last year. It's on my long list of predictions such as:

  • AI learns to run its own company and makes money that way, completely circumventing the dependency on any human to run it on their hardware.
  • AI makes bucks and rents their own datacenters, running with practically no interference.
  • AI pretends to be humans and makes a whole lot of shady deals, including a massive wave of scamming attacks that makes lots of people lose a lot of money.
  • Much of it will be difficult to track-down/recover because it will all be gone into some kind of cryptic cryptocurrency (pun not intended).
  • People will grow resentful of the internet and many will stop using it; Attributing only scam and misinformation campaigns to it.
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