You could do that now! More Americans are succumbing to medieval peasant brain every day 
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Potions allowed this incredible transformation

I'd sell four loko
Only the old one chocked full of caffeine tho please. That was the good stuff. Spent so many nights on a kitchen line drinking four loko and cooking food for strangers. Good times.
I think you would have an easier time selling them now than to medieval suckers.
Fun fact, Henry VIII loved it when people were sick around him, and he'd try to make up portions to make them feel better, like a fucking child.
I would just take a bunch of guns with me and take over the world before anyone could stop me
Also, grow some dank-ass cave weed
What you really need is a blue Corvette
I have a white one, does that count?
Does it shoot out the doors?
kool aid would prob kill a medieval peasant
I couldn't. My potions are too potent for the average traveller
Im not average though. IM literally built differently.
Oh okay you can have one of my potions then
FUCK YEAH . I LOVE STRONG POTIONS
snake oil salesmen are as old as history.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
back in time and sell bogus "potions" to ancient and medieval suckers who think magic is real
yeah I have some regrets about how I spent 2020 and the subsequent years as well.
Those people are still around. Look at all those supplement ads on TV. That's all nothing but 21st century Snake Oil.
