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[–] username_1@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Microsoft's dick is so micro and soft that they can't stand even an unpleasant word on Discord.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.org 3 points 1 month ago

Users just really believe in truth in advertising. Microslop wouldn't be encouraging people to be dirty, filthy liars, would they?

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 1 month ago

MS did learn a lot from Communist China

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back to Hasecorp for now...

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Spain there was a time when it was Hasechof and Microchof.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I remember when there was a webpage named "mocosoft" and microslop sued (and won) because the name sounded too similar in Spain.
After that, I went with mocosoft for a good while. Sad there weren't social media back then. It could have become a very viral thing.

[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

And it's MICROSCUM, not microslop!

[–] yineNerdesin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This is embarrassing... I'll keep calling them Microslop and Microflop more

[–] kamayatu24@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

A company that can't even stand trolling!😂

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