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[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago

Losers, and on top sore... :D

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

Microslop really should know better than to cry about it.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

That's how any absolutistic regime reacts. Which companies usually are.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.org 2 points 12 hours ago

Users just really believe in truth in advertising. Microslop wouldn't be encouraging people to be dirty, filthy liars, would they?

[–] username_1@programming.dev 3 points 14 hours ago

Microsoft's dick is so micro and soft that they can't stand even an unpleasant word on Discord.

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 12 hours ago

MS did learn a lot from Communist China

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Back to Hasecorp for now...

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

In Spain there was a time when it was Hasechof and Microchof.

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