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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 245 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

In Rome, Caligula made his horse a senator. In America, this happened.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 96 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Horse? I thought you said whores

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fine. Then I'll take the whores.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

They said whores, not horse.

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

He said whore, not cunt.

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 15 points 2 weeks ago

With blackjack! And hookers!

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 15 points 2 weeks ago

Made his whore a senator?

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Scholars argue this didnt happen and was written as comedic insult by one of his detractors.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Scholars argue a lot of things. Though it's true that a lot of the work of Roman historians is really one faction slandering another. But the behavior of some of the emperors was so grotesquely evil that it's hard to separate the truth from the lies.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Both the greeks and romans and their forebearers all practiced just obvious bias in their writing. About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.

[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.

We've advanced so much since then! We've put a pedophile in power, yet allow him to bury the evidence so nobody calls him that.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Bubba was unavailable

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 112 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Elephant in the room: "Ask her about the dead school girls and what happened to all those children Epstein trafficked?"

I REALLY DONT CARE DO U

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

THE DOW
THE DOW IS OVER 50 THOUSAND

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Over 48,000 now

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Second Elephant in the room: trump.

Nothing specific about him. Just calling him an elephant.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't insult elephants like that.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't tell junior about the elephant.

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

BIDENFLATION

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 101 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Her only qualification for this is what, catching loads from a child-raping traitor?

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 75 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Doing jobs Americans won't."

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

doing

Performing.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

She might have taken loads from other UN dignitaries or the leaders of their countries as well.

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[–] smeg@infosec.pub 84 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

That's why the Russian eagle has two heads.

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[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

Let ICE know.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think they're doing a reality TV series next, because this is what we deserve.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is the UN failing citizens as well? Why was she even allowed to preside?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Because a country can assign whoever they want to be their representative, even if it makes a farce of the whole thing.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Trump is trying to undermine the UN because he wants to replace it with the “Board of peace” or genocide cover up committee

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is an unelected person whose only claim to fame is being a baby chute for a pedophile representing us at the UN?

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I didn't think she had any kids

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah that was fucking weird.

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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 17 points 2 weeks ago

wow they really don't care, do you?

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Goddammit. These jackasses have made our country a fucking joke. Only, the joke on us

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can we please appoint literally any other hooker on earth?

[–] DokiDokiCT@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Truly the most qualified of all potential candidates. This is an absolute joke.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Honestly, I see the news, but no one has said yet just how and why the fuck the first lady presided over the fucking UN Security Council?

WTF? Why was this even a thing? The fuck is wrong with the UN?

Honestly, this is the moment where it feels hopeless. If this fucking asshole can put his hooker wife in front of the world, and the world capitulates... There's no one coming to help us, the epstien class has won, they have all the power and are rubbing our noses in it.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The US is a permanent member of the security council and can choose their delegation.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Someone watched house of cards and got a bit carried away I see

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