I'm not that familiar with Christianity but how is forcing Jesus to come back not like the ultimate sin that gets you straight to the deepest circles of hell?
Seems more like some Illuminatus! Satanic mass human sacrifice.
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I'm not that familiar with Christianity but how is forcing Jesus to come back not like the ultimate sin that gets you straight to the deepest circles of hell?
Seems more like some Illuminatus! Satanic mass human sacrifice.
The bible keeps talking about how Jesus will come back when we least expect it. Like, really really stresses that part.
https://hexbear.net/post/7826164
Gotta trust the plan. 4d chess.
A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.
From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).
The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations
more in the link
He better have good powers with such an elaborate summoning spell.
Nuf said
Jesus comes back to Earth every week when he swings by the store for groceries, he doesn't read the news anymore (not since the Crusades)