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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When you put your boobs on the ground it’s called pushups, named after the bra

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Cant have boobs on the ground anymore coz of woke. they burnt all the pushups back in the 60s.

sicko-wistful

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

clean the mud off your boobs before you come inside

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Can't put boots on the ground anymore, because of woke

talk about dang ol swing LOW sweet chariot i tell you hwut

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine an army of blue-footed boobies

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

pull yourself up by the boobstraps

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

same-picture buncha boobs

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Jackboobed stormtroopers marching down the streets