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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling” (newrepublic.com)

submitted 7 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I've got a feeling
A feeling I can't hide
Oh no

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That feeling was a stiffy, at the thought of hurting people.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago

The feeling Trump had was of his bowels moving.

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