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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Lou Bega holds up half the sky" - Mao Zedong

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Who holds the other half"

The trumpets

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I once tried to find this one mambo song and let me tell you that when you don’t know the lyrics, can’t speak Spanish, and only know it is NOT mambo no 5 the internet is fucking useless

I tried for years, couldn’t find it, listened to hundreds of mambo songs

Then one night I throw on the Motorcycle Diaries and as I’m drifting off to sleep in the third act I hear it

The mambo song

Which mambo was it? I’ll never tell

i-cant to be fair though the only real use for the internet is to listen to mambo no 5

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep this is the one, it’s so good

I actually listened to it, which I probably wouldn't have done if you just had linked it yourself. Well played

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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[–] princeofsin@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago