Sweet, when can I become a data courier like Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic? Except in the real world version, I upload my data by jizzing into something. Or someone. 😏
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2026
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Dolph Lungren hasn't tried to kill me.
Yet
Also possible that he has, but the attempt(s) failed so badly I never noticed any difference. 😳
you weren't home, so I gave the files to your mom
Imagine you’re just living your life, some aliens fly over, abduct you, probe you and take samples.
“Ah, yes, this lifeform is the one we created to saved the sad-Pluk’tak’un memes in”
Then they release you. Your whole species exists to propagate a folder of memes and alien porn.