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[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago

“American Exceptionalism” is his religion.

[–] linuxfiend@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago

Actually he only speaks Douche.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

When you're so dumb that you publicly claim to speak a language that doesn't even exist, you get voted to lead the military

[–] Cybersheeper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

Not beating the being stupid allegations...

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen." -Donald Trump

Is this the 'American' he speaks?

Yes. Yes it is. And that sums everything up perfectly.

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[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If I was religious I'd be really nervous about the Book of Revelation type shit happening right now.

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[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I knew it lol I was waiting for it. I give it 6 months until the national language has been renamed to "American" through a illegal executive order

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spoken like the pair of Trucknutz he is.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago

Look, I only speek one language. That means it's the only language that matters. Wtf.

/sarcasm. You should have been able to tell, but reality is that bad.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think he meant "i only barely speak english"

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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's "American"? Was he educated in a different country? I had English classes in the US.

[–] numlok@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

American is very similar to English, but with an angry drunken slur and no pronouns.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Goddamn fucking asshole always make McNamara look very tolerable in comparison.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Insufferable

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 9 points 1 month ago

The foreign leaders all raised two middle fingers to the speaker and said "we speak it too"

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