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[–] sveltecider@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago

The literal dumbest people run everything.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A bullet in each of their brains would be too kind.

[–] The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Add a cactus in each of their asses and we might be getting somewhere 

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 25 points 3 days ago (6 children)

That's so many languages!!

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 38 points 3 days ago (19 children)

Wait until he learns that English is a hybrid of Latin, French and German.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

and Celtic, Greek, Dutch, Turkish, various Indian/South Asian languages and Arabic.

Not to mention the "French" and "German" you mention were actually Saxon and Norman which became those languages.

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[–] ambientdread@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Once upon a time we had a deep state. We replaced it with a dumb state. D'OH

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago

White nationalists are the weakest and most brittle snowflakes.

[–] linuxfiend@fedia.io 16 points 2 days ago

Actually he only speaks Douche.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 18 points 3 days ago

We can always trust Drunk Pete to say something stupid in front of a camera.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 days ago

Look, I only speek one language. That means it's the only language that matters. Wtf.

/sarcasm. You should have been able to tell, but reality is that bad.

[–] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Next executive order: English is henceforth called American.

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Mfw the Sieg Heil Salute garners no remark...

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