If I was religious I'd be really nervous about the Book of Revelation type shit happening right now.
this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2026
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“American Exceptionalism” is his religion.
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Is this the 'American' he speaks?
Yes. Yes it is. And that sums everything up perfectly.
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When you're so dumb that you publicly claim to speak a language that doesn't even exist, you get voted to lead the military
Goddamn fucking asshole always make McNamara look very tolerable in comparison.
The foreign leaders all raised two middle fingers to the speaker and said "we speak it too"
What's "American"? Was he educated in a different country? I had English classes in the US.
American is very similar to English, but with an angry drunken slur and no pronouns.
Interpreter to foreign guest, in his native language: "The minister admits that he is an idiot."