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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

I wonder if following through with that advice would be grounds for a lawsuit by the shipping company's insurance

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Golden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder how many people in the comments here are also the ones saying "come on Americans, overthrow you government" it's easy to be a tough guy when you know you're never gonna have to do anything but leave comments online

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Americans overthrowing their government was good for the world last time, and would probably be good for the world again. I'm not eager to die for it either, but it would be helpful.

Providing more oil is bad for the world in general.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I miss Bobby Moynihan’s Kilmeade.

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago
[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Strap Kilmeade on the prow and ductape his mouth shut. See how it goes.

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