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Fox & Friends co-host Brian Kilmeade tells oil tankers to go through the Strait of Hormuz: "Show some guts and go through that strait and do it" (www.mediamatters.org)

submitted 3 months ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

I wonder if following through with that advice would be grounds for a lawsuit by the shipping company's insurance

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Dumbass

[–] Golden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how many people in the comments here are also the ones saying "come on Americans, overthrow you government" it's easy to be a tough guy when you know you're never gonna have to do anything but leave comments online

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Americans overthrowing their government was good for the world last time, and would probably be good for the world again. I'm not eager to die for it either, but it would be helpful.

Providing more oil is bad for the world in general.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I miss Bobby Moynihan’s Kilmeade.

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/greek-operated-tanker-with-saudi-oil-cargo-sails-through-hormuz-ship-tracking-2026-03-09/

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Strap Kilmeade on the prow and ductape his mouth shut. See how it goes.

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