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And I'm all out of chick ass

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[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Duke Nukem. 90s vid game character who used the kick ass and chew bubblegum line in the games.

I'm just showing my age

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So he ripped off my chick ass line, what a hack

spoiler

(I know who duke nukem is just am pretending not to for the bit, thanks tho :))


[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

I wonder if the fact that you had to explain it officially makes it old. Lol

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Kewl Bubblegum, at your service

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

chickass? are those made of chickbeanis? I want some chickass too

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

also knows as garbuttzo beans

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

garbunghole beanis

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't actually know what it means, my favorite video game character said it

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

glasses-on said it first akshually nerd

I rewatched it recently and had seen-this-one moment

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Such a good movie. Every film should have a fifteen minute wrassling fight scene in a back alley

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Make it every 15 mins majima-everywhere

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: