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[–] markz@suppo.fi 6 points 53 minutes ago

Truth Undone

Sounds about right

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

the moment i see a picture like this, clearly ai generated slop, ill just discount it entirely. happy to have a serious discussion. but this post is complete nonsense.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 45 minutes ago

Username on point

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 3 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

Well yeah, if it’s 4,000 years old, odds are pretty solid it isn’t human.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 37 minutes ago

Humans have been in the western hemisphere for at least 13000 yrs. And there is debate about a find that could push ot back a few thousand more. But, yeah, mist likely not human or human detritus.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

Buds, it could be a mammoth.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 1 hour ago

"Truth Undone"