God can’t exist. He just can’t. Because why would he let this pestilence live on, especially with three lifetimes’ worth of KFC and McCrap in his arteries?
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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Maybe God just loves us like a gardener loves plants. Right now looking at the garden and being like "oh no... This is a real mess. It would probably be easier to start over... But I've spent so much time on them, let's give them a chance to pull through if I leave it for a while"
Pretty soon trump will have to release the epstein sex tapes to distract from the war!
things going well then I guess.
Whoa neat, he wants the death penalty for himself?? Let's convict then.
doing mean unhinged EPSTEIN-WAR RANT.
Another sad day, as the crazy old man has yet again eluded the endless sleep.