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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 45 points 1 month ago

following the incident the Kumamoto Fire Department was asked for opinion, and the spokesperson said that no, they do not advise people to continue driving their cars all the way to the fire department if they’re on fire.

Well that can't be right.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 29 points 1 month ago

Not the onion, but is potatoes.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Flaming Potatoes at the Fire Station

Band name!

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

🎶 "Great Balls of Fire"🎵

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You thought "Flaming Potatoes at the Fire Station" Was a Good Band Name

by Fallout Boy

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'll just put this here, with the other fire.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

Seemed to me that one big pile of fire was better than two small piles of fire

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Made in ~~England~~ Japan. Of course.

[–] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The imagery of flaming sweet potatoes! The driver frantically honking get out of the way!🤣

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

TIL that you can italicize emojis

👁️ Look, it's Eileen

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think the sight of the large fire on the truck went a long way toward making that happen. heh

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Mmmm, baked potatoes…

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

If I had a nickel for every time I've read about a truck (I think the other one was also Japanese) on fire that drove itself to a fire station, I'd have 10¢. It's not much, but it's more than I would have expected.

I'm mostly amused because I expected this to the a story about the previous incident however many years ago it was, yet this one is new. heh.

Also, TIL there's trucks that drive around selling hot sweet potatoes..... ah, Japan.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Taking a game of hot potato to a whole other level

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This just sounds delicious.