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[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I'm in Switzerland rn and German really does not sound that aggressive. They actually sound quite kind and sweet.

Polish and Finnish swearing though... That's next level.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah, strangely most languages sound intimidating when you just yell the words.

[–] DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language. As a Dutchman who also speaks German, it’s a perfectly pleasant language to me in 99% of the cases (but then I think it’s beautiful anyway, hence why I learnt it). There’s nothing inherently ‘screamy’ about German.

Though I have to admit that when I do hear it being screamed in, it immediately triggers associations with that period in history like I was there myself. I blame movies.

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language.

Yeah it's exactly that: Stereotype and being used to a certain melody in a language. For me (German) Arabic often sounds aggressive for some reason... Farsi and Dari sound pleasent though. I don't understand neither of them...

Even in Germany we consider some other dialects rude or aggressive sounding. For a lot of people Berlin's dialect sounds rude or some people from the north have the same feeling with some dialects from the sound. (For me it's the dialects spoken in the Black Forest).

Language is weird.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago

Honestly Saxonian ist the worst. I automatically assume I am talking to a Nazi and brace myself. The fact that that I am right in about 1 of 2 cases doesn't really help either

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

When I attended presentations in English by researchers from e.g. Egypt, I've always wondered what they are so angry about.

[–] Mouette@jlai.lu 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I blame what have done Germany 80 years ago in Europe as the main reason, we are barely getting out of the phase were all people that lives through these times are dead but it is still rembered.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This is exactly what it is. That reputation has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual sound of German. The stereotype, btw is not about it being screamy, but ugly. People claim it sounds ugly and aggressive, for no reason other than Nazis. It's a cultural stereotype that was completely projected onto the language, most notably how it sounds.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

It could just be that for a lot of people their only exposure to German is that clip from Der Untergang where Hitler gets super pissed and it does indeed sound like yelling in German is way more aggressive than yelling in English - but the other people in the room don't yell back at him and there's nothing aggressive about their speech.

That and the videos of people pronouncing words in different languages and of course ambulance is said in a normal tone while Krankenwagen is yelled because stereotyp funni, but that's based more on how the words look when written down I think.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

I bet most people who believe this have never heard normal German speech, only exaggerated phrases from movies and comic sketches, where Germans are bad guys who intentionally sound threatening.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Johanno@feddit.org 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Früher hat das noch 50 Pfennig gekostet.....

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

50 Pfennig? Das sind x,xxxx % der Staatsverschuldung der DDR. Mit den bisherigen Spenden hätte man die DDR um x,xxxx% entschulden können.

Bekomme ich jetzt auch eine Schnapspraline?

[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry I'm sorry!

[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You never heard Portuguese people

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I swear to god, why tf do they sound so Russian, like how.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Porkchops sound like deaf or mentally ill spanish people.

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Its so funny seeing Americans just thinking normal hochdeutsch is hardcore

Just wait until you hear Ze cute Bayrische Dialekt

[–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] froh42@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Dai Fotzen daugt nur für a Maulfotzen!

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Wos mechst, du Saubazi?! So a Packal Scheyn is schnell ausbackt!

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm German, but I have to hand it to them: The Dutch have by far the best insults of any language.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity

[–] AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

My mother tongue is Afrikaans, I thought our insults were intense. Until I moved to the Netherlands, damn chill.

[–] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Kinda unfortunate because if Americans understood the Hitler speeches they'd know he's a whiney bitch who sounds just as stupid as Trump with just as much of a victim complex.

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk man "May you get fucked by a swordfisch" (spanish insult) is pretty hard in my book x)

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Magst du gefickt werden bei einem Schwertfisch?

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

*Mögest du von einem Schwertfisch gefickt werden.

Konjunktiv I, and "bei" would be appropriate for "by candlelight" or "at the bakery", but not "by some agent". "vom Bäcker" -- you're getting fucked by the baker, "beim Bäcker' -- you're getting fucked at the bakery. Dative in both cases.

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In Poland we have this old joke, where the reveal is that German language is barbed wire.

Don't remember the joke though ;)

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ln Hungary, there's a legend, that the word "német" (German) comes from "néma" (mute)

[–] xspurnx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Same in Polish, iirc. Comes from German immigrants to Poland not being able to learn the language (es ist wirklich sau schwer nur ordentlich "Hallo" zu sagen!).

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

Basically all languages east of Germany. In Russian it's niemcy or something, also meaning mute. And AFAIK it was less nit being able to learn but rather not willing. Germans formed their own communities and stuck together - or still to this day do.

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