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They joined me last night and I think they want to teach me how numbers work. how do I ask them nicely to leave me alone? I already tried leaving out cheese.

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Do they look like this? If so they're harmless but yes, they will teach you about numbers against your will

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

And no im not posting the photo of them. Take your own photos creeps >:(

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

What if there were six or seven of them?

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

you can ask them to find 3 and 2 and rest while they are busy looking, but they’re gonna come back, gonna have to talk numbers with them eventually and hope they are satisfied