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[–] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 107 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No. He is just lying. He didn’t get anything. He is backing down like a wee little bitch he is.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

too bad it wasn't ~~rabbies~~ rabies.

(Painful, incurable. and almost always lethal.)

(Edit because that was an egregious typo in the current climate,)

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Rabies would have been good cause we have seen a rabid, syphilitic fight in one individual in real time.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seems a harsh thing to say, I've known some really nice rabbis.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Just to be clear, I was referring to the disease. Not the teachers.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No rabbies. And Aidds too.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, I fixed it now.

[–] potpotato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The insider trading…

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 60 points 1 month ago

IRAN has given ME a GOLDEN oil barrel. I mean, the barrel wasn’t really GOLDEN, it’s just a normal BARREL, but in this day and age, it may as well be. Therefore WE ARE NOW FRIENDS. Thank you for your attention to this MATTER. Pedophile of the United States

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So todays' agenda:

  • Breakfast
  • Treason
  • Receiving instructions from boss
  • Brunch
  • Treason (other)
  • Nap
  • Dinner
  • Girls & Boys
  • Snack
[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

If the leaks from his first term are any clue, you forgot several hours of watching TV and seeking advice from random Fox anchors over the phone each night.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Market Manipulation is different from Treason and needs its own line item.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Replace snack with hamburders

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

no, that's the breakfast. the snack is on top of that

[–] Zier@fedia.io 40 points 1 month ago

Was it the 500+ million dollars in bets he placed before he rigged the announcements to win all those bets??? He is a con man who scams everyone, all the time.

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Much more cursed meme using this one

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I wish it was this one but it had trump in it too, thanks for sharing

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 24 points 1 month ago

More likely the orange pedophile/felon was referring to the money he made by manipulating the stock market and betting on Polymarket.

[–] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 22 points 1 month ago

Could it be insider trading? Lots of money from illegally using knowledge to manipulate the oil price?

[–] engene@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

Yeah! A distraction from the Epstein files. 🙄

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago

He's just a little birthday boy getting big presents idk why everybody's mad /s

[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why is this news, why is thie news, this is so fucking stupid and pointless and a waste of my god time finite time. wtf am I even doing here reading trump bullshit slop over and over again in artciles and in comment sections? Fuck I just need to unsub from all this crap. Fuck trump btw, voting blue for the long haul, but I don't trust established Dems either. I'm fucked. You're fucked. We're all fucked. I just want peace of mind. And the news has to go. Sorry for the rant, I'm just exhausted, tried, and pissed the fuck off Trump has invaded my mental space and eroded it so badly I don't even feel like myself anymore. Time to unplug and reset myself cuz I am cooked.....

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

most lemmy clients have a word based filter. I'm really thinking of putting trump in there

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

They must have sent him a 12-year-old, bound and gagged, in an oil drum.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Oh great so HE got a present, nice 👍 What about Epstein files, gas prices, war in Ukraine etc?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah, they made him a nice little movie.🤣

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

They faxed a big ol' dookie to his pants

[–] Lor@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Surrrrrre. He is a nutjob

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

I hope it's a very big beautiful bomb

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Gold-plated golf cart.